Don't be afraid of a Masquerade!

A little too old for tricking and treating,

we concluded upon a different meeting.
It was time to forget the goblins and ghouls
so we traded in Halloween this year for jewels.

A masquerade ball fit for a king
Was what we decided was the very best thing
Dana the princess with a long flowing gown
Was Prince Brendan's wish to the ball downtown

We drove through the ghetto of West Valley City
and all of the gangsters must of had pity
for we made it to the ball a' pimped out and cruising
without even having a drive by shooting

As we entered the palace or venue some may say
the party began and the music started to play
For the prince had arrived with his date by his side
to start this thing going with masks used to hide

We bombed out the evening taking the ball
Princess Dana did not even fall
We both took home best costume female and male
making this Halloween a true fairy tale.

The End