Well according to many people in Europe, Russia and other regions, he lives in the north of Finland. Hearing this I can only guess that he has a small modern house completely outfitted in boxy IKEA style furniture, talks on a Nokia phone and has a sauna in his back yard. His kids are probably all tow headed hockey players and Mrs. Clause is a beautiful Nordic Model. Lastly, I thank all that is good that the Russians never took Finland or the communists would have burned Santa or sent him to Siberia.
Well, if he really lives in Finland he sure chose beautiful surroundings to live in and he must be filthy rich with the cost of feeding a thousand elves and the price of the euro...
We thought Moscow was expensive, but Helsinki is outrageous. Brendan and I needed something sweet after dinner (which consisted of a loaf of bread and cheese from the grocery store) one night. Something fruity like a jamba juice sounded good. We finally found a place that sold smoothies.
While we were in Senate square, the national defense band played and did a parade downtown.
(Although we were being a bit sarcastic, we did love Helsinki. It was just very expensive.)